May I Offer You Some Customer Assistance, Hayden?

Before I begin, I would just like to briefly ask, does it look like Hayden is about to make out with that parking meter in that picture, or is it just me?

Just me? Ok, now I'm embrassed. Moving on...

TMZ caught Hayden shopping at a local L.A. Best Buy yesterday. First Kinko's, now Best Buy, how many stores does a cheerleader have to go to before she can gather enough supplies to save the world?

Well, considering the excessive amount of leg you insist on showing every time you leave your house, I'm hoping you've got alot more things left on your list!

America can't get enough of Hayden Panetierre's hot little leggies, and frankly, I can't either. Specifically, the deliciously young Hayden was seen picking up a pack of blank CD's yesterday. But why blank CD's?

Well, considering she turns legal on the 21st, my guess is that she must be preparing as best she can for an upcoming sex tape release on the internet.

You know, so she can easily distribute special feature copies to family and friends. No?.. How boring! That definitely would have been the case if she were Paris. Where's the skank in you, Hayden?

Hayden, how many times do I have to keep telling you... this is a very important time in your life. With you turning legal, you have to begin that difficult transition from cuteness to skankiness... so start working on it, dammit!

Until then, I guess I can handle just a little bit more cuteness with these pics...


8.10.07 at 02:33:23 PM