An un-named man who refers to himself as New York's drug dealer to the stars claims that Lindsay Lohan was texting him non-stop for drugs the moment she got out of rehab, but he wouldn't give them to her because she had just gotten out of rehab! The NY Daily Mail's Gatecrasher reports:
And he promised that he would spill on his other "big, big celebrity clients" if the price was right.
Quaintly, the Daily News does not pay sources, so Lindsay was the only name we got out of him.
"Lindsay was texting him over and over the week she was in town with [boyfriend at the time] Riley Giles," says the broker.
"But he said he wouldn't see her because she was just out of rehab.""
Aww, what a sweetheart. Isn't it sweet that Lindsay knows she can rely on her drug dealer to take care of her. I mean, sure, it's a little ironic that after a difficult up-bringing due to a tumultuous relationship with her screwed up parents, the one person who really knows how to take care of her is her dealer, but hey, it's still a beautiful thing.
This kid sounds like a kind and considerate young man... probably the type that Lindsay should have a relationship with... the type that Lindsay should really bring home. I can see it now... "Hey, Mom, this is my drug dealer boyfriend... don't worry, he's a sweetheart." At which point Lindsay's mom doesn't miss a beat and says "Does this mean we can get a good deal on coke?" Ahh, nothing like a little nose candy to bring the family together. Why set a night during the week aside for family time with dinner and board games when you can just rip a few lines?.. I don't know about your family... but that's just how the LOHANS roll!!!
Lindsay looking hot and leggy this past weekend:
