Britney Spears wasn't the only one who was immediately effected her crazy police standoff back on January 3rd... George Clooney, who's house lies just 300 yards from Britney's, had a bad experience from all the craziness as well. Specifically, George described his experience during that crazy night to Us Magazine:
"I have a guest house where my assistant sometimes is, and I think, someone has broken out of prison and like escaped, because it's a chase scene. It's something out of Die Hard."
"I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film – I actually think Clive Owen said, 'Get a baseball bat' – and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in the guest house, and I said, 'Are you OK?'
"And she's like, 'Yes.'
"And I said, 'Look, if there's someone in the place, say the word stonehenge.'
"And she's like, 'What the f--k are you talking about? I'm in my apartment.'
"I go, 'You're not in the guesthouse?'
"'No.'
"So I'm, like, 'Well, then, what the f--k is going on?' And I go out and I'm running around with a baseball bat in my robe.
"And it turns out it's Britney Spears' house is like, 300 yards from mine. So now I have to move.""
All right... a few things here. First, I'm okay with George getting annoyed by Britney's craziness. I mean, when there's something that looks like a hostage situation going on just outside of your house, it's always a cause for alarm. But, honestly, George, I think you're overreacting a bit. A few police vehicles and ambulances show up to Britney's house and you think it's a scene out of Die Hard and in about 2 minutes the whole world is going to implode. Umm, yea... relax George, it's a little standoff... big deal. Don't be such a diva... you're a real drama queen, really.
And what's up with grabbing a baseball bat and the whole codeword "Stonehenge" thing? Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? If it really were a scene out of Die Hard, I wouldn't want to see you standing there in your robe holding a baseball bat... I'd want to see Bruce Willis with blood smeared all over his face holding several high-powered semi-automatic weapons. Face it George, you're just not tough. No wonder why you were the worst Batman. Yea, I said it. Truth hurts, George. The truth hurts!!!
