Tara Reid was out in London last night and we got a glimpse of a little more than we bargained for when she was getting in her ride, leaving the Nobu Berkeley Restaurant. You know, some skanks just can't avoid these sort of "happenings". They're just predisposed to them. And, frankly, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'll tell you something though... this whole thing is like a solar eclipse. You know it's there... and you give it a few quick looks... but you just can't stare at it too long or you'll burn your retinas right off. No, seriously. You don't know where Tara's been. Staring at that thing too long, even through your monitor, you might catch some strange airborn STD that will burn your eyes right off. But, being the curious guy that I am... I'm gonna stare anyway. Yea, in case you're wondering... I really am that bad ass! I have no regard for the safety of myself or anyone else... I'm pure adrenaline baby!!!
NOTE: The first couple of pics are probably NSFW, so careful out there... okay. Why did I just tell you that? Because deep down, behind my macho facade? I think I might actually care.