Charlize arrived at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) luncheon yesterday looking like one tall, delicious lime-flavored popsicle.
She leaves me with only one word in mind: DE-LEE-SHAWWWWWS!
(a slightly foreign, sexually aroused pronunciation of the word "delicious").
It's good to see her as the hot bittie tramp I always thought she was. Ahh, what a relief, after what I saw from her the other day in Belize... I was worried.
Fortunately, though, Charlize has gone from flabulous to fabulous in less than three days, once again proving that South Africa truly is better than regular Africa.
And if I'm not mistaken, being South African, Charlize's native language is the Dutch-derived "Afrikaans." So, it's safe to say that Charlize knows a few foreign tongues... and she's also quite familiar with mine as well... BAAAABBBYYYY!
All right, all right... maybe not. But you can imagine what it would be like.
Check her out.
