Kelly Clarkson tweeted her support of Ron Paul recently... and because she is a celebrity (never mind the fact that she has been a conservative for a long, long time) she cannot get away with liking someone who isn't liberal. (It's a scientific fact.) The backlash she has been facing for a simple tweet is more than disproportionate; people have been calling her a racist and a homophobe. There might even be several lynch mobs after her. All for saying:

"I love Ron Paul. I liked him a lot during the last republican nomination and no one gave him a chance. If he wins the nomination for the Republican party in 2012 he's got my vote. Too bad he probably won't." (She is even being realistic, she doesn't think he'll win the nomination. She is simple showing her support. Yet she had to go on to apologize...)

"I am really sorry if I have offended anyone. Obviously that was not my intent. I do not support racism. I support gay rights, straight rights, women's rights, men's rights, white/black/purple/orange rights. I like Ron Paul because he believes in less government and letting the people (all of us) make the decisions and mold our country. That is all. Out of all of the Republican nominees, he's my favorite."

How DARE she express her opinion? How DARE she even go out of her way to apologize and ensure that she wasn't attempting to insult or offend anyone by supporting Ron Paul? What a B*TCH.

P.S. Way to go, people of America. I'm so proud of you. XOXO.

Hide your straight razors, because I have terrible, terrible news: Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting a divorce. It's no surprise that two people who were on the opposite ends of the personality spectrum weren't able to get along long-term. I won't pretend to know anything about relationships, but let's just cut through the BS: he was sober, she wasn't. If they were constantly going to clubs and award shows (and they were, since they were famous and people like them) that would cause some friction.

Apparently the two are going to act like adults and just divorce each other without a huge scene (minus the one they just made about announcing their divorce). God, celebrities are awesome.

Don't be alarmed, Internet. I know your first instinct after seeing this picture will be to stab yourself through the eye in effort to lobotomize yourself, but try to resist. It's only Steven Tyler. He is currently in Maui celebrating the New Year with his fiancee Erin Brady. What have those crazy kids been up to? Just the normal stuff: snorkeling, swimming, finding Hawaiian spiritual leaders to bless their home and drive out evil spirits.

Are you a 20 year old piece of garbage? Do you live in a basement at your friend's house? Does your diet consist only of Taco Bell and Doritos? (I know you are and it does, so don't even worry about denying it.) You should be feeling bad right now, because a man like Ben Stiller is getting more attractive and more wealthy every year. What are you doing?

... that's what I thought. Sure, Ben has lots of time and money to invest into his body. But you can do a few sit-ups, can't you? Wake up, call, people! Don't feel weird if you want to sleep with Ben Stiller, because I do.

Did I just say "sleep with?" I totally meant "be like." Not "have a long, gay affair with him and help raise his children," either. What kind of person do you think I am?

Andrew Bynum needs to start focusing on helping the Lakers win and give up his past-time of "acting like a stupid thug and getting constantly getting arrested." (And when I say "thug," I mean a rich basketball player that has nothing better to do than break the sound barrier in his cars.)

Mr. Bynum was pulled over Tuesday for driving without a license plate and having illegally tinted tail lights. Then, later in the week, Bynum was pulled over in his Porsche 911 for going over 80 mph on the highway. Last year, he was pulled over for going 110 mph on a freeway in his Ferrari.

The next time he gets pulled over, the cops should just threatened to have him moved to Sacramento. Or change his name to Metta World Peace II.

Sooner or later Paris Hilton needs to learn some responsibility. When she made her reality show with Nicole Richie, I thought that maybe it was a quick lapse in judgment. After all, I didn't know her (and didn't particularly care to). But when didn't OD and die (and just got busted for cocaine possession) I knew she was irresponsible. Now, there are pictures of her Yukon SUV covered in a white powder that she claims is foundation.

Young lady, we will hear none of these lies. Just be responsible and take better care of your cocaine.

Typical woman. Give her some embryos and sperm and she goes and makes a baby. Can't they just stop being attention whores for a single second?

At least she used a Regular Joe to impregnate her. High profile mistress pregnancies can get weird. Not everyone wants to picture Tiger Woods getting busy with some white chick. Let him stick to being now-mediocre at golf.

The father of the bump is Matt Hahn, Rachel Uchitel's husband that she married in October. Rachel tweeted last night, "Expecting big things for 2012... Five down, Four months to go."

God, celebrities these days. They're truly the best of our society.