The world's most favoritest (it's more fun to say it that way) Girl Next Door, Elisha Cuthbert, was seen this weekend at Paris Hilton's beach house rocking a bikini top and see-thru white pants. Jackpot.
Granted, she doesn't show all of the skin she has to offer... but any sentence that contains both Elisha's name and the words "see-thru pants" gets me feeling all tingly in my loins. Too much information, I know. Sorry.
Nevertheless, it's always a pleasure (sexually) to see a scantily-clad Kim Bauer frolicking on the beach.
The only thing is, I don't think I could ever approach her if I ever saw her in real life. I would constantly be looking over my shoulder, thinking Kiefer would suddenly come out of nowhere and go all MacGyver on my ass.
Remember kids... killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead, it only makes him angry.
So, I figure the safest bet is to just stare at Elisha's body from a safe distance. And boy, is it D-ELISHA-OUS!!!
