Witnesses say that SNL alum and "30 Rock" star, Tracy Morgan, went to a restaurant last week, ripped off his shirt, danced, and offered to father a waitress's child! The New York Post's Page Six says:
"He thought he'd lost his credit card, and staffers were searching for it." Morgan "finally admitted to his waitress that he'd found it in his pocket - right before asking her if he could father her baby.""
Ahh, Tracy Morgan's great. I mean, who else can go to a restaurant hammered drunk, rip his own shirt off, and sexually harass the staff and walk out with everyone laughing. It's unebelievable. I can just picture Tracy being absolutely wrecked and dancing around topless on the tables... then when a waitress looks up at him and asks him to stop he just stops for a second and stares at her and says: "B*tch!!! Go get me a soda!" Then everyone bursts out laughing. He's like a really funny version of Mike Tyson. The only thing is, when Tyson rips his shirt off and asks the waitress if she wants to "fornicate with him", it's less of a joke and more of an immediate threat. But hey, different strokes for different folks, I guess.
