Over the weekend, Kim "That Isn't a Beach Ball Under My Dress, My Ass Really Is This Enormous" Kardashian threw on the tightest blue dress she owns and headed over to the Karu&7 nightclub for an elegant evening of socializing and backin' that thang up!
I just hope no one got run over when she was doing the "backing up" of that "thang" the other night. I imagine it would be incredibly dangerous to be around that massive behind when music is involved...
I mean, someone could get caught up in that vast abyss of a backside she has and never be heard from again.
Doesn't the state of California issue some sort of permit for carrying that much junk in the trunk? If not, they should. As far as I'm concerned, it's just plain unsafe!
Anyway, check her out... her and her voluptuous self!
