It has now been confirmed that Angelina Jolie is pregnant! OK! Magazine reports:
"Angie has wanted a second biological baby for some time now," a friend of the star tells OK!. "And the minute she's pregnant, she just glows. She's the type that doesn't want to scream it to everyone, but she has the quiet, expectant mother glow. Her smile says she's the luckiest woman in the world."
But while all is well now, the pal says it did take some persistence for Angelina to conceive. Earlier this month, OK! reported that the star was trying to work her upcoming press tour for her new film Wanted around a possible pregnancy.
The actress also sought the help of a nutritionist. "When Angelina decided to get pregnant, the nutritionist told her that she needed to start eating more calories a day," one source tells OK! "She was averaging 1,000 to 1,100 calories a day, and the nutritionist wanted her to bump it up to between 1,600 and 1,800 a day.""
Umm... what's this? "Pregnancy month" on CelebParasite.com? First it was Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera brought new human beings in this world, then just yesterday, it was announced that Gwen Stefani is pregnant, and now a friend confirms all of the suspicions we had about Angelina Jolie being pregnant (suspicion arose because of her glowy appearance at the SAG Awards this weekend). Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about all this new life... life is a good thing... I'm just a bit overwhelmed!
Not to mention, it's an odd mix. I mean, all these kids live in Hollywood and they're probably all going to grow up together... they all live in Hollywood, and, I'm sure if the public school system is anything like mine was they're going to all go to the same high school. Just think about how weird it's going to be. Christina's little boy will probably be that kid with albino-hair and a killer R&B voice, while Nicole's little girl will probably be that stuck-up broad that wears big bug-eyed Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses all day indoors... then Gwen's kid will be some weird tree-hugging rocker with some editorial position in the school newspaper always pushing for environmental change because he or she thinks that the "Global Warming sh--- is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S" and finally, the little Jolie-Pitt kid will probably be president of the high school's mock U.N... which, of course, will be a group comprised of his or her adopted brothers and sisters representing various third-world countries across the world! Ahh, now that's a prediction! What? You don't believe me? Fine, that's your loss... because the stuff I just said is so accurate, that when it happens, you're all going to be calling me the modern-day Nostradamus!!!
