Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert were caught making out with each other at New York's Tenjune club Tuesday night says Us Magazine! Specifically, Us reports:
"Who knew?" says the source of the unlikely pairing.
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25 (who costarred in 2005's House of Wax), didn't arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. "It's Paris," says the source. "She loves putting on a show.""
Wow! I'd expect this kind of thing out of Paris, but out of Elisha Cuthbert! I thought Jack Bauer's daughter had better values than that! You can't really blame Elisha though... it's that damn Paris Hilton! Her skankiness clearly was just too much for Elisha to handle... and seeing that Paris is the devil reincarnated as a sexy little tramp, it was only a matter of time until Paris tried to take advantage of her friendship with Elisha.
The only problem is, I worry about Elisha. Not that she's been caught engaging in lesbian activity, I'm all for that!!! It's just that, knowing how devilish Paris can be, I worry that with that kiss, Paris has now stolen Elisha's soul. For some reason, I keep picturing this situation as being very similar to that one scene in Disney's "The Little Mermaid". You know, it's just like that scene when the evil undersea witch, Ursula, makes a deal to steal beautiful Ariel's voice, and eventually her soul! Yea, this whole Paris-Elisha thing is just like that... only instead of the evil witch being a big fat octupus, she's a hot tramp with an evil soul and STDs so powerful that they could kill a small horse. Poor Elisha!
Anyway, here's Paris out on Tuesday heading over to MTV's TRL... and I also threw in a few pics of Elisha out shopping for groceries and sporting a lesbian haircut over the weekend.
