Jessica Alba desperately wants her unborn child to be a nerd! She says nerds are more interesting people than the cool actor types of the world! Specifically, the news website PR-Inside.com says:
She tells website MovieHole.net, ''I want my kid to be a nerd. I want him to be really, really smart. I want them to be in the band or orchestra. No, that's a joke. "I keep telling my fiance, 'Our kid can't be cool. It has to be a nerd.' They're so much more dynamic."
But the Good Luck Chuck star has promised to support the child if it decides to follow her into acting: "If your child wants to be an actor, though, you kind of want to support them in whatever they want to do. "But it's not something I'm going to be pushing my kid to do at all. I think it's important for your kids to find their own way and see what moves them.""
See... Jessica... there's this little thing called genetics that might get in your way! Don't get me wrong, I think you're one of the most beautiful women in the world... but I've seen you on interviews, and Stephen Hawking you are not! I mean, you seem to be relatively smart, I'm not saying you're not, you're probably just as smart as any normal person out there, which is great... but really hot actress types don't give birth to nerdy kids in the orchestra... that's just not how it works. Not to mention, the guy who impregnated you, Cash Warren, is just some lucky idiot who, by the hand of God Himself, was able to impregnate you and ride your coat-tails of fame... he's never done anything even remotely impressive in his own in life other than impregnating you... so yea... considering the gene pool that this kid has to work with, it looks like it's not going to be a genius.
Oh, and one more thing, being a nerd sucks anyway. I mean, what's the appeal of wearing glasses and getting beaten up all the time when this kid could easily become a good-looking actor and live the high life. You say smart kids are more interesting... HA! More like just plain weird! In fact, all of this kind of reminds me of that one scene with Jim Carrey in the movie Liar Liar when he tells his kid something like "'Beauty is on the inside' is only something ugly people say to make themselves feel better!" Amen to that! It's way cooler being handsome! In fact, I thank my lucky stars every night for being as devilishly handsome as I am! It's a wonderful feeling, it really is! All the baby carrots love it! So, yea, maybe you should think about what's best for the KID here!!!
Anyway, here's Jessica out yesterday at the premiere of her new movie "The Eye" looking as pregnant as ever! Wow, she's getting big!
