Celeb Parasite

Cameron Diaz

Witnesses say that Cameron Diaz was cutting up some rug on the dancefloor after being challenged to a "dance-off" by some random dude... then, the craziest thing about it is, after they finished dancing, the guy got Cameron's number! Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six says:

CAMERON Diaz doesn't only do a dance-off in "Charlie's Angels." The blonde hottie broke it down on the dance floor at Socialista the other night with a "cute" male partygoer for almost an hour.

"He challenged her to a dance-off, and she turned him down at first. But once she got into it, the whole place was hysterical," said our spy. "She did give him her number, though. She looked very single.""

Wow, I can't believe some random guy scored Cameron Diaz's number by challenging her to a dance-off! Then again, I shouldn't be too surprised... that approach with women usually works. In fact, that's what I do when I go to the clubs. When I see a hot chick standing in the corner by herself, I go up to her and say: "Baby, sure, you've got it going on... but I bet you can't beat me in a dance off!"

Then, immediately, she and all her girls throw on sweatpants and wife-beater tank tops, and me and my boys put on our construction boots, baggy jeans (with one leg lifted up), and our do-rags and we have this huge dance-off in the center of the dancefloor just like in that movie "You Got Served". Then, after some rigorous break dance moves, I go and find that chick and compliment her form, then we go back to my room, throw on a "Little Bow-Wow" record and make out all night. Then, the next day, I buy her and her little brother an ice cream. Yea, I know you're impressed... what can I say? I got game! So, Cameron, if you're ever in town, watch out! Because I'm coming after you and your dancing skills... and I NEVER lose a dance-off, baby!

2.04.08 at 09:35:10 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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