Although Elle MacPherson received a Cougar of the Day award back in August for her performance on the beaches of Australia in a bikini, some news of Elle fiending on some 21-year-old man-prey has caused me to revisit the cougar-icity of this fine older woman! Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six says:
Wow! Sure, Elle's one smokin' hot Australian chick, but 44 is a bit old to be dating a 21-year-old, no? Then again, if you look at it from the opposite angle, and your a 21-year-old guy getting it on with a smokin' hot 44-year-old who was a world renowned supermodel before you were even born... then it actually sounds pretty damn good, doesn't it! Plus, there's not one bone in Elle's body that reveals her age... even to this day she looks like she's in her mid-twenties... I guess that's why they call her Elle "THE BODY" MacPherson!
Now that I think of it, I'm pretty damn envious of this 21-year-old kid. I mean, I want a hot, rich, older supermodel girlfriend. She could be my "sugar mama!" She'd take care of me real good! But, it looks like Elle's already taken. That's okay, next weekend when I go downtown into the clubs, I'm taking my tranquilizer dart gun with me. Why, you ask? Because I'm going COUGAR HUNTING baby! I gotta find myself a hot old chick in her late 30s, early 40s, and I'll woo her with my charm and wits... and she'll be in her sexual prime and feeling just insecure enough to let me in her life... then, I'll probably be able to move in with her and mooch off of her for about 6 months or so until she finally catches on and kicks my ass out... but it's going to be the best 6 months ever! Hey, I could make it happen!
Anyway, here are a few pictures of Elle out and about last month that I threw up here to prove that she's 44-years-old and still hot. Then, I also put up an undated photoshoot of her in a red bikini to show just how much potential hotness she's got! Enjoy, kids!
