Paris Hilton Says Britney Will Be Fine!!!

Paris Hilton

Recently Paris Hilton shared with OK! Magazine her thoughts on turning 27 along with what she thinks about the most recent Britney Spears situation! Specifically OK! says:

Turning 27 doesn't usually call for a big celebration for most people...unless you're Paris Hilton. The Hottie and the Nottie star will blow out 27 candles on Feb. 17 and she already has her party plans in place.

"I'm going to be doing an '80s theme party Saturday at Area in L.A.," she tells Extra. "Then I'm going to Vegas and Im going to perform with the Pussycat Dolls. I'm going to go to Pure and LAX."

Three days before her birthday is, of course, Valentine's Day and the heiress hopes to find a Valentine abroad. "There are cute boys in London. I have to go over there and check them out.""

So, it looks like Paris has finally had sex with everyone in the continental United States, so she's moving across the Atlantic to find some new, European prey! The only problem is, those London boys better watch out... because Paris is probably definitely carrying some sort of powerful STD strand that has yet to set foot in Europe! So watch out! Oh, and when Paris isn't busy talking about what type of dude's she wants to make a sex with these days, she's supporting her friend Britney Spears! Specifically, she told OK! the following:

"I wish her the best," she says. "I love her. She has a really big heart. I think everything's going to be fine.""

Well, you know what, I have to say, I was worried about Britney before this, but now that such a stand-up citizen like Paris says she's going to be fine, I feel a lot better! Then again, all sarcasm aside, maybe she knows better than I do... after all, it takes a skank to know a skank! ZING! Anyway, here's Paris out about a week ago at some red carpet event posing like the skank she is. Enjoy, kids.

2.05.08 at 06:01:21 PM