Britney Spears has been released by doctors from her little padded room in the UCLA psych ward earlier today! She's out on the loose driving like a maniac in her Mercedes (pictured above)! Specifically, OK! Magazine reports:
"She's back to her old ways," one witness tell OK!. "Speeding, switching lanes erratically. It's like she never went to the hospital at all."
Around 3pm PT, the bodyguard in the car with Britney, who sources tell OK! was the same former Israeli soldier who often guards Lindsay Lohan when she is in L.A., exited the singer's car for good. A photographer for photo agency x17 took over the driving duties and Britney moved into the passenger seat as the bodyguard was left by the side of the road.
Earlier today, doctors for the singer determined that the singer was no longer a danger to herself and others and could therefore no longer be held against her will. Britney was escorted out of the hospital quietly with the help of a private security detail and was staying with her father, Jamie Spears, at her home in the gated community called The Summit."
Well, they've finally let the looney out of the looney bin! See, some things just never change... and people don't learn either. Moments after doctors deemed Britney harmless to both herself and to others, she's out speeding dangerously on the streets of L.A. endangering both herself, her passengers, and anyone else on the road. Don't these people realize that Britney should just be placed on some sort of permanent quarantine... I don't know where... but somewhere away from L.A. and civilization period! Maybe Canada. There's really not much in Canada. I'm sure she could set herself up real nice in a spread in northern Saskatchewan! I think, only then, we'd be truly safe!
Not to mention, how crazy does someone have to be that the moment they're released from a psychiatric ward, they're an immediate threat to society! This is like having a convicted murderer out on the loose about to go berserk on innocent bystanders in a rage. Only, this time, instead of some big dude with tattoos and guns... it's just a troubled pop star armed with a Frappuccino, a chalupa, and the steering wheel of a $150,000 Mercedes! Ahh, watch out, she's shooting sour cream and mocha frappe at everyone! NOOOOO!
