Scarlett Johansson and Penelope are going to have a hot lesbian sex scene together in Woody Allen's new movie "Vicky Cristina Barcelona"! I never thought I'd see the day when something so perfect could occur on Earth!!! Specifically, the New York Post's Page Six reports:
What do you mean "will have people gasping"? I'm gasping already just thinking about it! You don't hear about something as beautiful as this everyday. I mean, these two are an interesting mix... you wouldn't think Scarlett and Penelope would really go together. Scarlett is a sexy, exotic looking, Scandinavian type while Penelope is all sexy and Mediterranean... I mean, who wouldn't want to make hot Spanish love with Penelope!? It is an odd combination though... but sometimes odd combinations work... like lamb and tuna fish... you wouldn't expect it, but it's delicious!
Also, I don't know why, but all this talk of Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz having a lesbian sex scene together makes me picture a Viking in a matador costume jumping around in a colleseum, coaxing a vicious bull with a red cape? Is it just me, or do you have those thoughts too? Just me? Okay, I was afraid of that. Now I'm embarassed.
