You know, in high school, I used to draw stick figures with big massive boobies... and somehow, by some sort of supernatural intervention, those drawings have come to life in the form of Nicole Richie!
These pics show a surprisingly busty and well-nourished Nicole, pregnancy pouch included, showing off her new pride-and-joy!
And this "pride-and-joy" I'm talking about isn't that disgusting Joel Madden sperm she's got proliferating in her tummy... I'm talking about those massive hooters hanging from her chest!
See girls... forget the silicon, just get knocked up!
It's the cheaper, easier alternative to breast augmentation surgery!
Actually, I think this could catch on...
You know, we could have little clinics set up just like where the plastic surgery takes place... but instead there will be separate "examination" rooms filled with a random male who will help with what we'll call "the augmentation process."
In fact, we could put this on T.V. and make some serious cash off of it... especially if we use washed up celebs for the service...
I heard Jason Alexander hasn't had a gig in a while, and you know the Hoff's always down!
In the meantime, check out the proven results!
