Witnesses are now saying that things might be getting even more serious between Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds than originally thought. It has been rumored on numerous occassions that the two are secretly engaged, but now witnesses are saying that Scarlett recently went out looking at wedding dresses with her mother and her sister! Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six reports:
Reynolds, who used to be engaged to Alanis Morissette, is said to be keener on marriage than Johansson, who has said she's in no rush."
I'd be in a rush too if my previous girlfriend was Alanis Morissette and I've moved on to better things with Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett is hot in a pale, eccentric, weird-looking kind of way. Alanis is just... weird looking... and washed up! What a big upgrade this whole thing has been for Ryan Reynolds. I mean, can you blame the guy for wanting to make this thing "forever"? Honestly, I can't blame him! Think about it, Alanis is one of those tree-hugging, birkenstock-sandal (with tube socks) wearing hippie! She probably did weird stuff to him... like get him naked and tie him up to a willow tree with a tie-died shirt and did some sort of Native American rain-dance as some sort of mating ritual. That's just scary stuff... in the end, I can't blame the guy for wanting a little commitment from Scarlett! I'd never want to go back to that crazy hippie love-torture. It's just creepy!
