Paris Hilton is a spoiled rich girl who gets anything wants, right? WRONG! She tried to seduce John Mayer at a post-Grammy party Sunday night and Mayer told her to take a hike!!! Us Magazine says:
A source told the paper: "At one point, she sat at a table and tapped on the seat to motion him to sit next to her.
"John politely sat for less than a second before ignoring her and moving to chat with a group of friend."
The rejection wasn't the only blow for Hilton this weekend: Her new comedy, The Hottie and the Nottie bombed, opening to $9,000 on 111 screens, or $81 per screen, Box Office Mojo reports."
Oh snap! Paris got 'Salted! Yea, I said "salted", that's what all the kids are saying these days... I assume it's a variation of the word "assaulted" to signify that one has been "dissed" and/or made a fool of. Then again, I'm no philologist, so what do I know? One thing I do know, though, is that John Mayer is one smart dude. Not only is a talented musician, he's smart enough to stay away from the Paris Hilton's deadly sex-grip. Seriously, instead of private parts "down there" on Paris, I'm pretty sure it's just an elaborate apparatus comprised of a wood chipper and a set of sharks' teeth oscillating up and down behind the confines of her dress... John clearly was aware of this sex-trap, yet respected it enough to acknowledge its existence by sitting down for a moment, and then politely moved forward. Well played, Johnny... well played! As for Paris... well... hey, at least her movie career is going well. ZING!
Paris out promoting her new shoe line over the weekend:
