Paris Hilton's 18-year-old little brother, Barron Hilton, was arrested in Malibu this morning for Driving Under the Influence (DUI). Specifically, OK! Magazine reports:
TMZ reports that Barron was driving a black Mercedes on Pacific Coast Highway with a passenger , not one of his sisters, when he was pulled according to police. Currently, he is in the process of being booked at the same place Mel Gibson was, Lost Hills Sheriff's station."
Aww, that's cute. 18-years-old and little Barron's finally got his first DUI. His family must be so proud... especially his older sister, Paris. She must feel like she was there with him, leading him every step of the way. It must be touching to see her little brother follow in her very own footsteps. Paris must be having that same feeling that mothers have when their child takes its first steps... yep, it must be the exact same feeling... only, of course, the feeling comes under different circumstances when your a drunken skank! Ahh, if little Barron keeps it up, maybe he'll finally become as famous as his no-talent sister. Hell, if this DUI puts Barron on the map just like Paris's troubles took her fame to a new level... this kid will be singing pop songs and launching his own clothing line in no time! Good work, Barron! If history tells us anything, after this DUI, you've got big things ahead, my man! BIG THINGS!
