TMZ reports that Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil are heading to rehab together for their alleged cocaine and heroine addictions.
Just when you thought that the Promises rehab center was just a resort for spoiled celebrity skanks, Amy Winehouse and her hubby have proven that rehab is the hottest new vacation spot.
The two plan to spend some quality time together in a U.S. rehab center under the same doc that helped Kelly Osborne with her problems.
Rehab: Bringing Couples Closer Together, One Heroine Addiction at a Time.
It's got a nice ring to it.
By the way, rehab or not, both Amy and Blake look like the poster children for anorexia. It's like they've got dried, frail twigs for appendages.
Imagine them getting it on... they could start a fire with all that friction.
I just hope that the rehab center they're going to is up-to-date with all their fire codes because they could be a serious hazard...
Then again, there is something poetic about a rehab center going down in flames because of a couple of malnourished crack-heads having sex.
