Things are so messed up in Britney Spears' head these days that she wants to talk to Arnold Schwarzenegger (yes, the "Governator" himself) because she feels that her civil rights have been violated because she was twice committed into mental care and is having difficulty holding on to a lawyer! Specifically, The New York Daily News reports:
"Britney says her civil rights have been violated and she wants to talk to Arnold about it," says a source with firsthand knowledge of the conversation.
Last month, Spears was twice committed into mental care. But she also believes her inability to keep a lawyer in her continuing custody battle with Kevin Federline is a "civil rights" issue.
"She wants the governor to look into why she can't get an attorney," according to my mole. "Sam was chewing on his dinner while he was saying all this into the phone.""
See, now this worries me. Britney finds herself in a jam, and after finding no help from the usual people around her, she has resorted to seeking out Arnold Schwarzenegger. Now, normally I wouldn't have a problem with this... I mean, if this were the early 90s, I'd say Arnold could probably resolve any and all of Britney's problems by just flexing his left pinky and still have enough time to establish world peace. However, seeing that it's the late 2000s and all of us are pretty much in an economic and political bind, I don't really know what the governator can do for her... other than, of course, put on a neon-green thong bikini and show off his ripped and tanned pecs to Britney in a little private dance show in her Malibu home. But, other than the aforementioned little house call right there, I don't really think Arnold has time to dealing with Britney when the whole world is so crazy these days! But, hey, I'm sure the two could arrange something!
Britney out the other day with a big Frappuccino and some cigs in her hand per usual:
