Paris Hilton Under Investigation for Having 17 Dogs!

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is now being investigated by authorities because complaints have been filed that she has 17 dogs living in her house and California law states that a non-breeder in L.A. is only allowed to own up to three dogs per address. Specifically, Us Magazine says:

The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services visited the heiress' home earlier this week to investigate a complaint about her owning 17 dogs, TMZ.com reports.

By law, a non-breeder in L.A. is only allowed to own three dogs per address.

A Department of Animal Services spokesman said that Hilton - or her pets - were not home when they visited, according to TMZ.

The critically panned Hottie and the Nottie star, 27 — who has been in Las Vegas celebrating the launch of her Paris Hilton Collection — admitted she owned all the pooches on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Monday.

"I have 17 dogs — lots," she said. "They all sleep in my bed - well, not all of them, but I let some of them.""

Oh wow, Paris Hilton is one of those freaks with way too many animals... she's like a cat lady only with chihuahuas! You know what I'm talking about... those crazy cat ladies... they usually have long, stringy, dirty hair and they usually live in a small apartment with 15-20 cats and the whole place smells like solidified cat poop and Friskies. Yea, you definitely know the type... and now, who knew that such a glamorous, high-profile, celebrity tramp would be just like that... and what's the deal with having some of the dogs sleep in her bed? First of all, having dogs everywhere in your bed is just nasty... and second of all, why do only some of them get to sleep with her... she's kind of like a real-life inner city pimp that way... you know, they all have a bunch of hoes... but only 2 or 3 of them are the "main b--ches" and only they get to sleep in the same bed as "daddy". Yea, it's just like that with Paris... only with her little Mexican pooches!

2.15.08 at 09:23:40 AM