Jimmy Kimmel Seeks Revenge Against Sarah Silverman!

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman

Back about two weeks ago, Sarah Silverman broke the news to long-time boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel, that she has been [bleep]ing Matt Damon! Now, like a true Shakespearean tragedy, Jimmy Kimmel is seeking revenge with a new video of his own in the works! Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six reports:

Last week, Silverman surprised her boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel, on his show with a music video called "I'm [Bleep]ing Matt Damon," featuring Silverman and the "Bourne Identity" star singing together about their faux affair. Now Kimmel is striking back with a song called "I'm [bleep]ing Ben Affleck." Our source told us the video for this song, set to the theme of "We Are the World," will star Affleck, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz."

Wait, if Affleck, Williams, Cheadle and the others will "star" in this video, does that mean that Jimmy Kimmy is actually [bleep]ing all of them right now as we speak in order to get back at Sarah! I can't believe that! Jimmy, I knew you were low... but this might be too low, even for you big Jim! I mean, what was it that made you choose these co-stars? Was it Affleck's endearing Boston accent? Robin Williams' hairy arms? Cheadle's good looks and charm? I hate to say it Jimmy... but this doesn't look good. This doesn't look good at all! You look cheap, Jim... and easy! And cheap and easy is never a good look for a distinguished comedian like yourself, Jim! But, I am pretty excited about the release of this video and I'll do my best to share it with the public the moment it is released! God speed, Jimmy. In the end, I know it's for a good cause... take that Silverman broad down!

2.15.08 at 11:02:42 AM
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