Rachael Ray, of all people, has been fending off some recent rumors claiming that she has undergone plastic surgery! Wow, you think people would accuse someone a little bit hotter when it comes to something like that! Anyway, it is what it is, I guess... Specifically, OK! Magazine says:
The cook-turned-talk show host was recently rumored to have had a nip and tuck on her eyebrows, but all Rachael can do is laugh at the talk.
"Do you really think if somebody gave me a week off I would spend it under a knife and if I was going to cut something off?" she tells Extra. "Don’t you think it’d be my butt and not my forehead?”
The plastic surgery rumor is only the latest in wicked whispers Rachael has had to endure. Since her 2005 wedding to lawyer John Cusimano, rumors have swirled they are on the outs. However, the 39-year-old says she doesn't let them get under her skin anymore."
Umm... after I read this I was struck with one very powerful looming question... which is... after plastic surgery, aren't you supposed to come out looking good!? ZING!!! I don't think I've ever seen Rachael Ray look good as long as I've been alive. I mean, sure, she's okay-looking... until she starts speaking, and that's when I start having some serious issues with her. I don't think I've ever seen a more annoying human being... she's like that one family member that you don't want to come to your house for Thanksgiving because she doesn't shut up about how the casserole she made is "yum-o" and how she only cooks it with "E.V.O.O." (which stands for Extra Virgin Olive Oil for those of you who don't know Rachael's own made-up lingo)! Ahh, everytime I hear her speak, I just want to take a meat tenderizer and pound myself in the head with it so I don't have to listen to her! Anyway, when it's all said and done though, I guess she's a decent human... and I actually believe her when she says she never had plastic surgery... not because she's honest, but more so because she's just not that good-looking. Yea, I said it! Anyway, here's Rachael out at LAX a couple of months ago... yea, there's really not many pictures of her out there... probably because just looking at her reminds you of her voice and makes you want to kick a puppy.
