J-Lo and her fragile husband, Marc Anthony, have finally arrived at their lavish hospital room that has been reserved for them for over 2 weeks and is furnished with a leather couch! Needless to say, many staffers at the hospital were starstruck once J-Lo finally arrived! Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six says:
Included with the hospital room came a number of well-paid midgets hidden behind pieces of furniture in J-Lo's room waiting for her to arrive so that they could run out of the door immediately upon her arrival and disperse themselves throughout the entire North Shore University Hospital screaming out "J-Lo has arrived!!!" in unison. Along with the midgets, J-Lo and Marc Anthony also decided to upgrade from the "silver" hospital package of just midgets exclaiming her arrival to the "gold" package which includes both the midgets and a medieval wartime trumpeter marching around in green tights while trumpeting an instrumental version of Marc Anthony's "I Need to Know" as a symbol of regal appreciation for the couple's celebrity and prestige. And to think, all my wife got in the hospital when she was pregnant was a bed, a blanket, and a mop.
