TMZ reports that the engagement ring that Spencer Pratt gave to MTV's The Hills star Heidi Montag is about as real as her silicon breasts.
Specifically, when Spencer borrowed a friend's credit card to purchase a ring which was assumed to be a massive pink diamond surrounded by other little diamonds, he really bought a lavender, lemon amethyst!
Dammit Spencer! Didn't they teach you about precious gems in your pretty-boy etiquette class! You should know these things!
Turns out that the ring really is surrounded by actual diamonds and retails for $2,890, so it's still relatively significant.
But isn't it still a complete waste? I always thought that you were supposed to propose with a DIAMOND ring. I never heard anything about lavender, lemon amethysts!
Personally, I would have went with the traditional "Ring Pop" approach. I remember when I gave a big fat cherry Ring Pop to Danielle McAllister way back in the third grade. She loved it!
We were officially married for about 3 and a half weeks.... until she dumped me for that bastard-child Jimmy Durant.
I think he's dead now though. Overdose. Too bad, Jimmy. Too F-ing bad!
