I bet that pretty much everyone knows that Courteney Cox is one hot little baby carrot... she has been for years... I mean, I grew up watching this chick on Friends pretty much my whole adolescent life. And, let me tell you, she helped me get through a lot of awkward little stages. If you don't know what I mean by that... let's just say that I was well aware (at a very young age) that Monica and Rachel from "Friends" were both very hot on their own right. Then, one day, in my early teens, let's just say I took their "friendship" a step further in my head with my vivid imagination! Ahh, I'll never forget the pivotal role that Courteney played in my long, bumpy ride from adolescence to young-adulthood!
Anyway, with those thoughts floating around in my head, I found myself browsing the internet today and I stumbled across these pictures of Courteney out in L.A. looking like the hot mom that she as while she was leaving Taverna Tony on Monday. Then, I suddenly realized, Courteney is probably getting up there in age, so I looked it up and I found out that she's 43-years-old! That's old! 43 whole years! I remember her from years ago! So, I guess that means that not only is she getting old, but I'm getting old too! Ahh, like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives! But, if there's anything good about the passage of time, it's that it's taken Courteney (whether she's realized it or not) right into a state of full-fledged cougardom, and it can no longer go unnoticed. Thus, I present to you, 43-year-old Courteney Cox, the official CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day award! Congratulations, Courteney. As a young lad watching you on Friends years ago, I never thought I'd see the day!
