Super hot Victoria's Secret lingerie model, Miranda Kerr, is dating Orlando Bloom, but she refuses to fully admit it... which is a good choice because he looks like a dirty little Cocker Spaniel. Specifically, People Magazine reports:
What a coy little sex-devil she is! However, you can't help but find her endearing. Probably because she's a mega hot supermodel and she could pretty much do or say anything and I'd still be in love... which reminds me? What does a everyday normal guy like myself have to do to get me a hot baby carrot Victoria's Secret model chick like that. Hmm... well, let's see... she's into Orlando Bloom right now. I know! I'll buy a long-haired man-wig, draw a scraggily little mustace on my face with a black sharpie, and walk around talking in a soft, British accent. Oh, and while I'm at it, I'll make creepy little hand-gestures with my fingers and say things to women my fake little accent like "I'd love to put you on a giant piece of toast and have you for breakfast!" That's what all the baby carrots love to hear... hell, if I do this thing right... they think I'm Orlando Bloom himself... because judging by his tiny little frame, his accent, and his little maneurisms, you just know that he scored this hot Victoria's Secret model with a line like that! Miranda out earlier this month looking sexy in a little black dress:
