Hot New Hook-Up: Gandhi and Michelle Tanner

Ben Kingsley and Mary-Kate Olsen Make-Out

As most of you probably know by now, Gandhi... I mean, Ben Kingsley... enjoys a hot, passionate make-out session with Mary-Kate Olsen (yea, she's the ugly one) in their new movie The Wackness.

However, what you might not know is what the 63-year-old Oscar-winning actor had to say about the whole make-out experience with the feisty 21 year-old who just happens to look like some sort of anorexic version of Rafiki. Twins. They look like twins. I don't care what anyone says, dammit!

Access Hollywood reports that Kingsley had this to say about Mary Kate:

"Mary-Kate has huge energy. She is very, very committed to her work."

Or, Ben, maybe it only seems that way because you're 63-years-old and everything is starting to move in slow motion these days.

Or, maybe it's just because Mary-Kate is always hopped up on crack while she's on the set.

Both are definite possibilities.

Then Kingsley got all "creepy old man" on us as he said:

"There is a very passionate scene in the film which we filmed last week. It went extremely well and she was very focused. She was very good, very professional... she was quite wonderful."

Okay, not too bad when it's taken in an acting context.

But then he starts to gross me out with this:

"She is this great free spirit, you know, she is equally seducing so it is a level playing field."

Equally seducing? Benny boy, you're a 63-year-old senior citizen talking about one-half of Michelle Tanner like she's your girlfriend!

All right, maybe Mary-Kate is old now and it's legal... but I just keep having this disgusting picture in my head of Gandhi locking lips with little Michelle...

Gross. If I wanted to see kiddie porn, Ben, I'd go spend a night at the Neverland ranch with M.J.

Ahh, brings back memories of feet pajamas and warm milk, Michael's soft voice, and bananas.

I miss those days... but Sir Ben Kingsley stll freaks me out.

Dirty old bastard.