The Jonas Brothers are all virgins and they plan to keep it that way until marriage. Wow. Specifically, Us Magazine reports:
The popular band of brothers wear purity rings as "promises to ourselves and to God that we'll stay pure till marriage," Joe, 18, tells Details magazine in their March issue.
The rings are "just one of our ways of kind of like being different than everybody else out there," Nick says.
"I got mine made at Disney World," Nick, 15 adds. "It's pretty awesome."
Oldest brother Kevin, 20, has a ring from Tiffany's. "It's pretty rock and roll," Kevin tells the magazine. "It's getting banged up a little bit because of the guitar.""
Wait, did they just say that being virgins is cool because it's their way of being different from everyone!?!? Wow, so THAT'S what this is all about!?!? Being different and unique!? What ever happened to getting a rebellious tattoo, giving yourself a mohawk, or just doing some good, old-fashioned, mind-expnading, street drugs!? Instead, these three fairies choose to be virgins to distinguish themselves!? I can't believe this... they're young rock pop stars... they can get so many 16-year-old Disney-channel-watching groupies that they wouldn't even know what to do with them... but instead they take a vow of celibacy!?!? Wow. Well, different strokes for different folks I guess.
By the way, rumor has it, that in the middle of this interview with Us Magazine, each one of The Jonas Brothers repeatedly reached out in a desperate attempt to grab the boob of the chick reporter who was interviewing them. When she screamed out in disgust and outrage, all of them just started laughing creepily and wiggling their fingers in the air saying "We may have taken a vow of celibacy, but that doesn't mean we can't touch the boobies!!!"... see, what celibacy does kids... it makes you creepy!
