Although Angelina Jolie did not attend The Oscars last night, that didn't prevent Jon Stewart for making jokes about her! Specifically, Us Magazine reports:
After presenting a fake award in honor of pregnant A-listers — including Nicole Kidman, Jessica Alba and Cate Blanchett — Stewart announced Jolie as the winner.
(The star, who debuted her baby bump in a tight black dress at the Independent Spirit Awards last night in Santa Monica California, isn't at the Oscars tonight.)
"Obviously Angelina Jolie couldn't be here — it's hard to find 17 babysitters on Oscar night!" Stewart quipped, adding, "I accept this baby on her behalf.""
See, that's pretty funny, but I don't think the whole 17 babysitter thing is actually a real issue for Angelina. Considering most of her children were just collectibles that she gathered from various third-world countries from around the globe, there has to be some sort of United Nations program where a few soldiers of peace just come to Angelina's house and guard her foreign children when it is necessary for her to make public appearances. In fact, rumor has it that they're beginning to form a whole new branch of the UN called "Angelina's kids"... because pretty soon she'll have a whole army of multi-nationals living under her roof, just ready to go to bring peace to the world! Ahh, I knew all of these philanthropic things done by Angelina recently were all for her own power! She wants to lead her brood of little foreign kids and eventually rule the world some day! Wait a minute, does that mean that if she gains world power, we will all have to eat pasty rice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!? NOOO!!! All right, all right, that was terrible! But I'm not taking it back! ZING!
Angelina out looking very pregnant at the Film Independent's Spirit Awards this weekend:
