A few days ago, Canadian-born mommy Pam Anderson took her children to the beach.
Even though she is comprised of over 50% plastic and therefore is technically no longer a human being, she's still mega hot and over forty-years-old all at the same time.
You know what that means kids... that's right, Pam Anderson is our official cougar of the day! Roaaaaaaar!
Look at her and her big fake bazookas being hot at the beach. The only thing is, don't stay in the sun too long or you might melt away and face your demise like poor ole' Icarus from the ancient times.
Who's Icarus, you ask?... You know, the son of Daedalus.
Still nothing?.. Dammit!
Well, he's the ancient Greek kid who flew around in the air with these big wings made out of feathers and wax with his dad.
But then he wanted to fly higher and higher against his father's warnings, and he ended up too close to sun and the wax melted. Finally, he fell straight to the ground and smashed his face up pretty bad on an island and died.
Yea, him.
Sorry for the tangent. At least you learned something, so quit your bitchin'.
Anyway, Pam is one hot MILF in her pink little bikini and she looks even MILF-ier as she is actually seen with her two real-life children.
And her body is ridiculous... all the way from her hot blonde locks straight right down to her ass dimples.
So, because of all that... Pam is the cougar of the day! Enjoy, kids.
Today is a good day. Thank you, Canada.
