Amy Winehouse trashed her room at the Riverbank Plaza Hotel in London the other day! The New York Post's Page Six says:
Management found spilled liquor, cigarette butts, empty Champagne bottles and underwear strewn on the floor. "The bed hadn't been changed since she arrived, and most of the room had been used as an ashtray. There was dirty underwear everywhere, and the place smelt incredibly stale. She'd also taken down all the pictures...""
The spilled booze, the cigarette butts, and empty Champagne bottles I can deal with... but dirty udnerwear "strewn on the floor" is a whole different animal! That's where I draw the line! Does Amy have no consideration for other people leaving her hotel room like that!? I mean, just from incidental contact with a pair of her dirty panties one's entire arm could immediately melt off! Just think of all of the tiny little foreign housekeeping women that Amy put in danger because of her filthy little ways! Frankly, I think this woman should be charged for attempted murder! Those little housekeeping women with their high-pitched foreign accents could have lost whole limbs trying to clean that place up... and Amy has to pay!
This is a heinous crime and it should not go unpunished! As for punishment itself, I suggest that they place Amy in a big animal cage, because based on the way she both looks and acts... that's the only way we can be sure she won't be an imminent threat to society!
Anyway, here's Amy out in a yellow shirt looking lost in London last week followed by Amy looking glamorous as she performs at the Brit Awards in London the other day. Enjoy, kids! Just don't stare directly into her eyes, you'll turn to stone...
