Paris Hilton is dating Benji Madden! That's right, he's the twin brother of Nicole Richie's baby-daddy, Joel Madden! Specifically, Us Magazine reports:
While Richie and fiancé Joel Madden have been cooing over their 6-week-old baby girl, Harlow, heiress Hilton, 27, has been cozying up to Madden’s twin brother, Benji!
Hilton and the newly single Good Charlotte guitarist, 28 — who recently split from his actress fiancée, Sophie Monk, 28 — were spotted hand-in-hand at West Hollywood’s Fred Segal yesterday.
Their PDA didn’t stop there.
On Sunday, Hilton and Madden turned heads again, snuggling and whispering into each other’s ears at Beverly Hills’ Polo Lounge as the Oscar telecast played on a giant flat screen in the background.
“It was as if the Academy Awards were not on,” an onlooker says of the lovebirds, who didn’t bother to watch. “They clearly didn’t care!”
The new duo also smooched into the wee hours at West Hollywood hot spot Villa on February 21."
See, Paris is such a jealous little diva... it doesn't even matter what it is... if someone else has something, she needs the same thing! Only this is a little creepy... Paris' best friend, Nicole Richie gets impregnated by her rocker boyfriend, Joel Madden, and now Paris just has to have Joel's twin brother, Benji Madden. I mean, sure I can understand wanting the same haircut as your friend, or maybe a piece of jewelery... but a whole person! It would have been less creepy if she just stole Joel himself from Nicole! Instead, now the the two have matching boyfriends! This is crazy. I don't know what to make of any of this... the only conclusion I can come to is that this is just one more instance of proof that Paris Hilton is a she-devil. If she wants something from you and you let your guard down for just a second, she'll eat your soul! But, dammit, there's just something so sexy about her ruthless skankiness... you can't help but understand with good old Benji Madden... no man is strong enough to look a she-devil like her in the eye and survive that!
Paris and Benji being a hot new couple out in L.A. the other day:
