Us Magazine reports that John Mayer has been running through the halls of his high school, screaming at the top of his lungs: "I love Princess Fiona!"
Apparently, Johnny boy and Cameron Diaz have been seen perusing around the town together recently "getting to know one another better." In fact, after they learn a bit about each other, they will both be quizzed with a brief oral exam...
Hopefully it's mostly oral... and not too... brief! Yea baby, yea!
Enough nonsense. Us Magazine says of John and Cameron:
Oh but wait, that's not all...
That a boy, Johnny. Cameron, although somewhat odd-looking at times, is looking fantast... scratch that... legtastic on the set of her new movie What Happens in Vegas about two people who discover they've gotten married after a night of debauchery.
You know, if John plays his cards right, maybe he can be Cameron's real-life Vegas mistake.
I'm just kidding. Take her down, Johnny, because she is one serious piece of ACE! Check her out!
