So, Christina Aguilera's post-pregnancy boobs were out and saying hello to the world the other day! For such a small girl... those things are just so... wow... I mean, seriously, how does she not have serious back problems. But hey, I'm not complaining... this is the stuff men often can only dream about! But I'll tell you one thing I am going to complain about, it's the fact that her boobs look like someone drew a map of the Amazon river on those things!
How disgusting is that? All those veins, and the misshapen nature of those things... I guess it's not just a map of locations... it's a terrain map too that they put on there! Ahh, I really don't know what to think about those things at this point... but it's just something I had to show to you guys... it's not something you see everyday. It's basically like a car wreck on a skinny blonde chick's body... go ahead, it's only human nature to stop for a minute and stare!
