It's final, Pamela Anderson is going to be officially divorced from Rick Salomon... on August 20th!? Yea, I know, it's a long time, but at least it's actually going to happen! Specifically, OK! Magazine says:
Well, today Celebtv.com reports that Pam and her hubby (whose wedding was featured in OK! in October) are in fact still getting divorced. Papers were filed on Feb. 25, and the divorce should be finalized by Aug. 20."
Wow, will this chick make up her mind with dudes! Every couple of years she moves from one scumbag dude to another! I don't know what it is with these trashy blondes and their inability to have a successful long-term relationship. I know a few trashy blondes that live down the street in a nearby project housing development and they're always moving from one guy to another too. The only long-term romantic relationship they've ever had is with a bottle of vodka and a carton of Marlboro lights... you would assume that, being a celebrity, Pam Anderson's life would be a little different... but it's not!
Then again, you would only make such an assumption if you forgot that she's only trailer trash to begin with! ZING! Either way, I think Pam is finally making the right move by actually going through this divorce with Rick Salomon. I mean, he's the co-star of the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape... you can't be much more scumbaggy than that! Then again, let's not forget Pam had a little tape of her own! Aww... now that I think of it, they had so much in common! It's a shame it all has to end!
Pam out shopping with some serious camel toe last week:
