Reports Say Katie Holmes Might Be Pregnant!?

Katie Holmes

OK! Magazine is now reporting that witnesses who have recently seen Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have speculated that Katie may be pregnant! Specifically, OK! says:

With best friends like Giorgio Armani and Victoria Beckham and big plans to have her own haute couture label in the future, it isn't surprising that Katie Holmes is always among the most fashion-forward women in Hollywood.

But when the slender star showed up wearing loose-fitting dresses at both the Costume Designers Guild Awards and the Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards that seemed to reveal the hint of a bump to spectators, the question on everyone's lips was: Could Katie have a baby on board?

"She has that special glow that only pregnant women have," an eyewitness tells OK!. "I would say there is a strong possibility that she's pregnant.""

All right, I guess it's all speculation, but hey, when it comes to celebrity gossip, speculation is king! Wow, that's catchy! Write that down! Anyway, let's just talk hypotheticals here, though. I mean, lets say that tiny little Tom Cruise actually did impregnate his wife. Seeing that she's so much larger and towers over his fragile frame, is it likely? I mean, sure, David defeated Goliath, but that doesn't mean that he could have impregnated him! That's why I wonder, is there any credibility to this story whatsoever? And, if there isn't because of Tom Cruise's tiny stature... how do we explain Suri? See these are the questions the world will never truly know the answers to! That's why life itself, even within the realm of celebrity, can seem so groundless at times... but, I guess, all we can do is wait and see if Katie's tummy grows in the near future... then, and only then, will we begin to see the truth behind these speculations!

Katie out wearing a loose-fitting dress at the Costume Desirners Guild Awards last week:

2.27.08 at 10:18:41 AM