Celeb Parasite

Anna Faris Pink Bikini

Why is it that every time I see Anna Faris in those bright pink boy shorts and top, I immediately begin to smell and taste cotton candy everywhere!?!?

It's an unexplainable phenomenon... but hey, I'm not complaining, it reminds me of the carnival. And I wish every day was spent surrounded by the goodness of the carnival... except for those damn carnies. Creepy little buggers, aren't they?

Carrrrnieees! Small hands, smell like cabbage!

Then again, a daily carnival wouldn't be much different than my everyday life... because usually, it's a fricken circus!

All right, all right, I'm done with the extended metaphor!

Anyway, a blonde and bubbly Anna Faris is shown here on the set of House Bunny which stars both Faris, Katharine McPhee, and a few other hoes that complete the sorority.

The movie is about a Playboy bunny who gets kicked out of Heff's mansion (viagra or not, the old bastard's the definition of P-I-M-P... I don't care what "fitty" says... or should I now say, "Curtis"). Anyway, Faris gets thrown out on her ass in the flick and starts living with the sorority girls.

I will now quote IMDB.

"[The sorority girls] need a dose of what only the eternally bubbly Shelley (the kicked-out bunny played by Faris) can provide… but they will each learn on their own to stop pretending to be what others want them to be and start being themselves."

Awwwwww... if that doesn't have "after-school special" written all over it, I don't know what does.

Until all that heart-warming gooey stuff comes to theaters though, I'm just going to spend my time staring at Anna's ass. Join me, kids.

By the way, is it wrong that I still think Katharine McPhee is hot even with the big fake pregnant stomach?

8.16.07 at 08:37:46 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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