Jessica Alba was called a "sixth-grade slut" because she developed a chest at a young age! How terrible is that!? Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six says:
Alba adds: "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21 . . .""
I can't believe the kind of cruelty Jessica faced as a young girl. She must have been raised in a very cruel, judgmental community. Back when I was growing up, the only way a 6th grader would be called a slut was if it was true... and trust me, there were plenty of those where I came from. You wouldn't believe it, but six grade was just about the time when these young chicks from my town would start going off with older boys... then a few months later, you'd see these former sweet little kids standing on the corner after school with frizzy blonde hair, way too much eye-shadow and lip-gloss, smokin' cigs on the corner and taking swigs of Goldschlager out of a wrinkled paper bag with their 22-year-old boyfriends as they were well on their way into their second trimester of pregnancy!
Yea, now that's the real thing... calling Jessica a slut because she developed at a young age... that's just cruel and unnecessary. See, I got your back, Jess... I love you. Oh, and by the way, I'm just waiting for this Cash Warren fool to mess it up with you because I'll be here waiting to sweep up the tiny little pieces of your broken heart, and soon enough, you'll be with ME instead! That's right! That's why they call me... "THE JANITOR"!
Jessica and Cash "The Impregnator" Warren out in L.A. together yesterday:
