Jessica Simpson's boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, told Jessica to her face that she's not as talented as a singer as his ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood! WHAT!!! Did he seriously say that!? He's almost as bad in real life as he is in high-pressure football games! Specifically, OK! Magazine says:
Though his lady love Jessica Simpson has enjoyed her share of musical success, Tony believes she's not quite up to par with ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood -- and told her to her face!
"He really hurt Jess' feelings," the pal tells OK!. "She tried to laugh it off in Hawaii [where Tony played in the Pro Bowl], but she pouted whenever she heard Carrie's songs playing."
Adding insult to injury, the 27-year-old quarterback isn't exactly lending his support to Jessica's new country album either.
"Tony said he thought Jess would have trouble winning over audiences with her upcoming country CD," the pal adds."
Wow, rule #1 when you're dating a super-hot dumb blonde... don't ever insult her! Ever! Jessica's pretty damn beautiful, we know this... but, another thing we know is that she isn't the brightest bulb on the lamptree! And... dumb blondes, despite not knowing they're dumb, are very fragile because they have that innocent "everyone knows a little bit more than I know" kind of thing going on in their heads and that makes them very fragile. So, what the hell was Romo thinking? Did he really think he would say that his ex-girlfriend is more talented than Jessica and she would take as "constructive criticism"!? What an idiot!
I mean, the only way you can pull off being a jerk like that and not lose your hot baby carrot girlfriend is if you're as irresistibly handsome as I am. I do that kind of stuff all the time, but this guy, he just doesn't fit the criteria... someone should just simply tell him he's not handsome enough to be making statements like that to Jessica! She'll leave him! This guy's gotta learn how to use Jessica's insecurities to his advantage, not shatter her dreams with insensitive comments!
See, that's what I always do when I'm dating a hot babe... I insult her, but with in a subtle, passive-aggressive manner so she doesn't know for sure if I'm insulting her, and then she feels vulnerable and I move in for the kill. For example, I'll say something like... "Oh, honey, don't worry, I think your nose looks fine... even if it is a little squirrelly, I think it's cute." Then, feeling unworthy and insecure, yet struck by the fact that you love her anyway in the midst of her worthlessness, she latches on to you and you're in! Then, traditionally, we go do it! Works like a charm! BAAAAAAAABBBYYYY! Tony, big guy, you could learn a thing or two from me!
Jessica out and about wearing a hideous jacket last week:
