It appears that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are getting pretty serious! Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six says:
Bardem's family flew in from Spain to meet Cruz and partied with the couple... One onlooker told us, 'He took Penelope for a spin on the dance floor in front of all his family. It's getting pretty serious.'"
See, I don't doubt that these two have been getting serious, they're a good match. He just won an Oscar, she's a hot Spanish chick who likes good-looking Spanish dudes who win Oscars... it's no surprise they're into each other. The one thing that intrigues me a bit is that the "onlooker" knew things were getting serious when he took Penelope for a dance... and that made me think... wow, people really take dancing seriously when a man gets out there with a woman?
Then I thought about all those women that I bang up against at the club while they unwillingly endure my unwanted presence... this includes good-looking chicks, ugly chicks, chicks that look good only when you're drunk... the whole spectrum really... and I thought to myself, I dance with them all... and yet, I may have been sending them the wrong message all along... they may have taken my dancing more seriously than I thought, leaving them heartbroken whenever I get bored and simply walk away from them.
So, I just want to take a moment to publicly apologize to anyone that I sent the wrong signals to while I was dancing. I honestly just want to get out there and dance, for me and not for anyone else but me! But now, I see that Javier Bardem's dancing with Penelope Cruz means they're very serious, and this changes everything. So, I am sorry to all of those gals out there who's hearts were won over by my killer dance moves at the club, only to be broken shortly afterward because I needed another drink and really wasn't that interested to begin with. I didn't realize how serious dancing could be, and from this point forward, I sincerely pledge to be more responsible with my dancing. Thanks, Ace Benedict.
Penelope out in LAX last week looking hot in a tight, see-thru black shirt while wearing a plaid coat that she stole from an old man in a small Spanish farming village:









