Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz Are Getting Serious!

Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz

It appears that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are getting pretty serious! Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six says:

PENELOPE Cruz doesn't want to publicly show off her relationship with Javier Bardem, but he's showing her off to his family. Cruz, who was snapped with Bardem's mom after the Oscars, threw a private party for her trophy-toting beau at Villa on Sunday night.

Bardem's family flew in from Spain to meet Cruz and partied with the couple... One onlooker told us, 'He took Penelope for a spin on the dance floor in front of all his family. It's getting pretty serious.'"

See, I don't doubt that these two have been getting serious, they're a good match. He just won an Oscar, she's a hot Spanish chick who likes good-looking Spanish dudes who win Oscars... it's no surprise they're into each other. The one thing that intrigues me a bit is that the "onlooker" knew things were getting serious when he took Penelope for a dance... and that made me think... wow, people really take dancing seriously when a man gets out there with a woman?

Then I thought about all those women that I bang up against at the club while they unwillingly endure my unwanted presence... this includes good-looking chicks, ugly chicks, chicks that look good only when you're drunk... the whole spectrum really... and I thought to myself, I dance with them all... and yet, I may have been sending them the wrong message all along... they may have taken my dancing more seriously than I thought, leaving them heartbroken whenever I get bored and simply walk away from them.

So, I just want to take a moment to publicly apologize to anyone that I sent the wrong signals to while I was dancing. I honestly just want to get out there and dance, for me and not for anyone else but me! But now, I see that Javier Bardem's dancing with Penelope Cruz means they're very serious, and this changes everything. So, I am sorry to all of those gals out there who's hearts were won over by my killer dance moves at the club, only to be broken shortly afterward because I needed another drink and really wasn't that interested to begin with. I didn't realize how serious dancing could be, and from this point forward, I sincerely pledge to be more responsible with my dancing. Thanks, Ace Benedict.

Penelope out in LAX last week looking hot in a tight, see-thru black shirt while wearing a plaid coat that she stole from an old man in a small Spanish farming village:

2.29.08 at 08:48:46 AM
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