Reports now say that we could see Nicole Richie performing on Broadway sooner than we ever thought possible! Us Magazine reports:
Richie, 26, who welcomed daughter Harlow with Joel Madden on Jan. 12, is undecided.
"She's definitely interested and weighing it out with the timing of the baby," a Richie pal tells Us. "It is in the super early stages of discussions and no decision has been made yet."
"It would give her a reason to really show her talent and to stay in the new place in NY Joel just got," the source says. "It also shows people are really excited about Nicole right now.""
Okay, one question. Doesn't someone actually have to have talent before they can show it off to people? What talent does Nicole have? I mean, she has this thing about her where she looks strikingly similar to a rat... like a frail, dirty sewer rat. Does that count as talent? I'm not so sure. Oh, and she's pretty good at getting drunk in clubs when she should be home taking care of her new-born child. Maybe that's it... maybe someone saw her doing that and thought to themselves... this chick is amazing... she needs to be on Broadway right now!
By the way, is it just me, or when you read the statement that "people are really excited about Nicole right now", did you say "Hansel's so hot right now" to yourself in your best Zoolander voice too? If you did that too, didn't it just make this whole Nicole Richie on Broadway thing so much more rewarding than you ever thought it would be!?
