Hugh Hefner just won't quit trying to get Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to pose nude for Playboy! Star Magazine says:
After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping they would pose for Playboy's June issue to mark their 22nd birthday.
"Hef thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy," an insider tells Star.
Unfortunately, it's not their dream. "They're all about high-end fashion these days," says the insider."
Every young man's fantasy? Umm... NO! I don't know if I exactly qualify as a "young man" according to Hef, but these two scary-looking lollipop girls (sticks for bodies with big round heads) basically just freak out! Ohh yea Hef, a heroin-saturated bag of bones with Michelle Tanner's face... oh yea, baby, I'm getting all turned on! Is Hef serious right now? These chicks are just too messed up in the head... and Mary-Kate looks like an anorexic babboon. Plus, I can't get that image of them as young girls on Full House... I feel like if these Playboy pictures were ever actually taken of these girls, Uncle Jesse would come out of nowhere and kick my ass just for looking at them. So yea, in the end, maybe it's not a bad thing these girls said no!
