Lindsay Lohan is planning to show off a "hand-selected" gallery of photos showing off her body art next Thursday. Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six reports:
Her deejay pal Sam Ronson will also be on hand at the Sky Terrace of Lohan's Atelier building for the opening Thursday."
Although Lindsay might be a bit of a skank with this whole "getting nude and calling it art" kick she's on these days... but there's just something damn sexy about a chick showing you her tattoos. It reminds me of this one time when I was about 18-years-old, a young lad, looking for a summer job. After applying to a bunch of different places, I finally got an interview at some financial place... and the chick from human resources interviewing me was about 10 years older than me and lookin' pretty damn hot (which is basically just like a bonus for me, because I'll take anything).
Anyway, so I'm sitting there getting interviewed by this chick and she's asking all the standard stuff about where I was going to school and all that. Then, all of a sudden, the conversation takes a turn and she asks me, "do you have any tattoos?" I say no... and nervously ask if she has any... you know, just to be polite. And then she says, "I do, but not anywhere I can show just anyone." Then, 18-years-old and nervous as hell, I try to calm myself down... and, being the smooth operator that I am, I simply said, "well baby, I won't tell if you don't tell." Then BOOM! We did it right there in the interview room... the single coolest moment in my teenage life!
Okay, okay, I have a confession to make... we didn't do it in the interview room like I said. That was a lie. I actually just got really nervous and ran out of the room right after she told me that whole thing about the tattoo. Everything else was true up until that point, but the moment it became clear she was coming on to me, I got scared, left my resume there and ran out the front door. Sad, I know... but hey, welcome to my life... a vast abundance of uncertainty and missed opportunities. That's why I change-smoke Marlboro's all day... it helps with the depression.
Anyway, we'll keep you posted on how this "showing" of pictures of Lindsay's body art goes. Until then, check out Lindsay looking hot in a mini-skirt last week. Enjoy, kids.
