Win a date with Scarlett Johansson! All you have to do is be the highest bidder on eBay, and you can have the night of your life with the gorgeous star! Us Magazine says:
The Other Boleyn Girl star is auctioning a date with herself online to raise money for Oxfam.
The eBay auction, which launched this morning, so far lists the highest bidder as $10.50.
The winner gets to attend the L.A. premiere of Johansson’s movie He’s Just Not That Into You with the star in June. They'll get a chauffeured car for the event and take home a hand-written note from the actress."
See, to me, that's crap. Normally I would do some seriously morally questionable things to get a night with Scarlett Johansson... but what am I really getting here if I make the winning bid? A ride in some car and a note from Scarlett saying how she's glad I wasted my money on some charity because it makes her look really good? I'm paying for just one big tease. That's like walking through the desert for days without a drink of water and suddenly you stumble upon a big vending machine filled with $1.25 bottled waters... and when you reach into your pocket all you find is a one dollar bill... which is useless in this situation! So close, yet so far away!
Then again, I guess some things in life just have to be that way. For instance, I do a little male stripping for the ladies on the weekends... and they throw all kinds of money at me because of my handsome, chiseled man-body even though they know that no matter what, there's no touching for them! HA! So, I guess I have the last laugh... although, there were a few illegal monetary offers that were just too good to be true, but due to pending lawsuits, I can't really talk about those! Which reminds me... everyone has their price... EVEN SCARLETT!!! That's it, let the bidding wars begin... I'm in baby!
More pictures of Scarlett looking amazing at the premiere of her new movie, The Other Boelyn Girl:
