Hayden Panettiere was "getting her smurf on" as she was shopping in L.A. yesterday. She was rocking a smurfy-blue dress that clung to her like Lindsay Lohan clings to her rehab boyfriends.
Look at the little bitties she's got goin on there! God I love static cling!
Hayden is one world-saving cheerleader that becomes increasingly hotter as each day passes. Yet, with those passing days, I feel further and further away from her...
I guess that only means that she truly is living up to her cheerleader role, for all of the beautiful young cheerleaders in my high school, too, could only get hotter as the days passed...
And with them, much like with Hayden now, I felt further and further away from them as my high school days passed, one by one, with each cheerleader-less day feeling slightly lonelier...
Yet, as we all know... likes sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
Such a sad and horrible truth that I've been forced to come to terms with.
What the hell am I talking about?.. Just check her out looking all "perky," and I'm not talking about her personality!
