Australian actress and pop singer Sophie Monk wants to make it as clear as possible that Benji Madden did not leave her for Paris Hilton! Us Magazine says:
The model-actress (who mocked Hilton, 27, in her comedy Date Night), added: “Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that.
“We both decided, as adults, our relationship had run its course and decided to move on,” Monk said. “I feel no animosity towards Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment.”"
Wow, this is embarassing... losing your boyfriend to another woman is always embarassing... but when it's to Paris Hilton, it's a whole new level of shame! If you're not more appealing than Paris when it comes to long-term relationships, then there's something wrong with you! This reminds me of this one time when I was at a bar hitting on some 35+ year-old cougar... I was working my magic all night and she looked like she was really into me... but then, at the end of the night, when it was time to seal the deal, she left me for the one-eyed toothless old man at the end of the bar. She said something about how she was sick of having flings with handsome young men and felt that it was time to be with a man who was already established, with a lot of experience, and a strong set of values. It was a horrible thing to see her go off into a cab with that old man as I watched, alone, from the distance.
That must be how it feels to be Sophie Monk right now... only instead of an old, toothless man, it's that she-devil Paris Hilton. Aww, that's okay Sophie, I feel you're pain... it's just not fair, you don't deserve this, you're far too cute for this... I know what! I'll console you! You know, it's always best to have a strong, handsome man with a chiseled man-jaw by your side during tough times like this! You know, we could go out, talk, maybe I'll buy you a glass of Pinot Grigio, then we'll come back to my place! You know, nail 'em while they're vulnerable... that's my motto!
Anyway, here's Sophie out looking like the hot Australian pop star that she is last week in a red top and again in a tank-top jogging. Enjoy, kids.
